i just put my
cuntputer keyboard together after demolishing the fucker
because that nestron shit dont work after i restored my fucker
so im stuck
with a shitload of games that i had to sit through pop up after
popup to get
and fuck all to play them on so what do i do you fucker? get
back as soon as
you get the chicken out of your asshole you asshole.
Mr. Squaw
Koobic,
How I do cry as
I read your letter, for you are obviously a very quick-witted
and intelligent person, and I would just die if I didn't have
your respect and admiration, Mr. Koobick. After taking your
advice, I did indeed pull the chicken out of my asshole, and as
I did, I realized how sorry I was that the misuse of my emulator
forced you to destroy your cuntputer keyboard. Perhaps I should
append this statement in the disclaimer in hopes to prevent such
an event from occurring again:
"Warning -
do not throw keyboard at wall."
This will
indeed make the use of NEStron much more straightforward. I do
understand, Mr. Squawk, that downloading these games forced you
to give up an exciting night spent in your parents' basement
downloading pornography while listening to Korn and eating an
entire bag of double-stuffed Oreo cookies. After suffering
through such maltreatment and pain, you should do something to
take your mind off this horrible tragedy. Why don't you take the
chicken I just pulled out of my ass and eat it?
Sincerely,
JoshMan.
